So you want a job? So we place adds for extra help.It seems everyone who calls is the hardworking balls to the wall kinda guy/gal.They say “You won’t find anyone better”.
I am hardworking,responsible and one of my better qualities is…punctuality they let roll off the ol’ tongue.
Also said is I have my own transportation and I either have a child on the way or I have a family.
The words I am motivated and I am a self starter with no need to be told what to do is part of the employment pitch.
They say freely and confidently that they know the trade and they have done this,this way and that,that way.
But about a week into the new hire phase(if it even takes that long)
1.)They are late (repeatedly)…Punctuality ?
2.)Work very slow…Hard Worker??
3.) Unmotivated…Motivated?
4.)Catch rides from other employees responsible enough to have a vehicle…Own Transportation?
5.)Have to be directed about what to do…Self Starter?
6.) Asking other employees rookie questions about techniques that an experienced worker would know…Experienced?
Why not be honest and say:
I am an unmotivated worker who will be late.I need a ride pretty often and I will tell you I know what I am doing when I really don’t,and you will probably find it safe to say that I need to be pointed in the direction you want me to go.And chances are when you do point me in the direction most beneficial to you I will be fairly slow in doing so.And you might get more work out of a Wal-Mart door greeter than myself.
So when can I start?
I am not knocking the mentality of a door greeter because at least they are employed and they can live up to the expectations of the job.